Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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