Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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