How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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