SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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