im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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