we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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