I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
