On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
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