That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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