I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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