Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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