i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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