Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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