in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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