I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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