her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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