you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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