You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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