It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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