Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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