I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
