Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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