My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
