Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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