he shaved USA in his pubs
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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