By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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