I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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