Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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