You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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