Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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