Your tits are I can't wait for
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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