call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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