guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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