Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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