Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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