I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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