Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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