Fine. I'll sleep in my office
My nipple is on Facebook.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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