What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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