Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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