i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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