I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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