do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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