Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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