At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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