We're like a lot better than the average bears
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
should my penis look like a turkey
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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