I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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