If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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