Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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