i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Watching her eat just hurts me
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Of course I have a pirate flag
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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