I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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